A Guide to Terminology as used by Western Males of the Species

thescienceofjohnlock:

societyghost:

Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women

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"Friendship isn’t about who you’ve known the longest. It’s about who walked into your life, said “I’m here for you” and proved it."

Unknown (via stevenbong)

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wearingly:

I find it crazy how any of us can die at any moment yet we live our lives always planning for the future

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"Truth is, I’m a fucking romantic. I’m difficult but I promise - I’m not boring."

Amy Winehouse

Everything you love is here

(via lovequotesrus)

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roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

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dbvictoria:

7-week old pallas kittens

Click the link.  There is video.  You will die from the cute.

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